Mitt Romney to Work for Son Part-Time

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While post-election reports said sad man Mitt Romney would move into an office at his son Tagg's firm, Solamere Capital, the failed politician has decided to make himself useful. NBC says now that the elder Romney will serve as the chairman of the company's executive committee, a position that will tie him up for about one week a month. The *cash register* and *saaaaad tromboooone* sounds are dueling in our heads.