Newark TSA Better at Finding Vibrators Than They Are at Finding Bombs

MIAMI, FL - OCTOBER 04: A TSA agent waits for passengers to use the TSA PreCheck lane being implemented by the Transportation Security Administration at Miami International Airport on October 4, 2011 in Miami, Florida. The pilot program launched today for fliers to use the expedited security screening in Miami, Atlanta, Detroit and Dallas/Fort Worth.The lane has a metal detector rather than a full-body imaging machine and passengers will no longer no need to remove shoes, belts, light outerwear, and bags of liquids that are compliant with TSA restrictions. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images) Photo: Joe Raedle/2011 Getty Images

According to the Post, an undercover TSA agent with a fake bomb in his pants was able to sneak through Newark airport security undetected during a recent test. That is a bomb in my pants, and I am not happy to see you (because you did not find the bomb in my pants).