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A Duet Between Taylor Swift and the French President’s Dead Camel

After liberating Mali from Islamic rebels earlier this year, French president Francois Hollande was bestowed a camel in appreciation. Because of various logistical issues, Hollande decided to keep the camel with a Malian family, but this turned out to be a bad decision, as the family "wasted no time slaughtering the animal and putting it in a traditional tagine," according to the Telegraph. Probably because the camel sounded like the Man in Black as 50 years of his life were being sucked away:

As tribute to this lovely, noble creature, we have granted what was presumably its final wish: putting it in a mash-up with Taylor Swift.

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