East Rockaway Fire Chief Accused of Not Doing Enough to Prevent Figurative Forest Fires

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After suspecting something was rotten in the village of East Rockaway (with the help of some GPS reports), officials hired a private eye to follow their fire chief. As it turns out, Steven Torborg, who resigned from his post on March 22, was using his official vehicle for sexy off-roading in the local woods, where the investigator eventually found Torborg and a Levittown resident "in various stages of undress." The fire chief has claimed that the allegations are "inaccurate and incomplete," but we're pretty sure that Smokey the Bear's heart is breaking on several levels right now.