“People are surprised. Of course, some people are surprised I can even read.” — George W. Bush on his painting hobby, in a new interview with the Dallas Morning News.
"This is going to come as quite a shock to people up here that I can write a book, much less read one." — George W. Bush on writing a book, at a reunion of former staffers in February of 2010.
"Most of you probably never expected this, but then again, most of you don't even think I can read." — George W. Bush, after pulling off an elaborate heist of a Las Vegas casino in the year 2021.