The Time Joe Biden Stole Jessica Biel Away From Justin Timberlake Forever

Timberlake knows he's finished. Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

[The vice-president walks up to Jessica Biel at the Time 100 gala last night.

Joe Biden: I loved you in Chuck and Larry. You know, I basically made President Obama support gay marriage. 

Jessica Biel: That's very inspiring. 

Joe Biden: Your boyfriend looks like he's 12. You wanna get out of here?

Jessica Biel: Okay.