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Brooklyn Bar Seeking Borough’s Smallest Penis

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Because this is where we are as a city and a society, a drinking establishment will host a “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” pageant this summer, in which nudity is not mandatory, but “contestants should expect to wear wet underwear (which will be provided).” That sounds inexact, but it’s not our party.

Brooklyn Bar Seeking Borough’s Smallest Penis