Bill Clinton Won’t Endorse Anthony Weiner Because He’s Too Much Like Bill Clinton

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Former U.S. President Bill Clinton, founder of the William J. Clinton Foundation, participates in an event sponsored by the Peter G. Peterson Foundation at the Mellon Auditorium May 7, 2013 in Washington, DC. The two participated in a discussion entitled  "Shaping America's Future: Major Trends, New Ideas and Big Decisions."
You do you, Bill Clinton. Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images

Even though Anthony Weiner claims that Bill Clinton has "been a great source of support and friendship" throughout his crotch-shot scandal, the Post reports today that the Clintons will not be endorsing Weiner in his potential mayoral run. In fact, they wish he would just "disappear," because his very existence supposedly serves as "a reminder of Bill’s scandal with Monica Lewinsky, and it isn’t helpful to Hillary’s hopes for 2016." Everyone raise your hand if you had forgotten that President Clinton had an affair with an intern.