Hillary Clinton Will Admit to Being a Lesbian in Book, According to News Outlet That Got One Story Right One Time

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US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton smiles during a joint press conference with Australian Foreign Minister arr following their meeting at the State Department in Washington, DC, on April 24, 2012. Photo: JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images

Hillary Clinton's upcoming memoir is going to be an absolute doozy, according to the National Enquirer. A "family insider" says that the former secretary of State will "admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships" and reveal that "a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman." The National Enquirer was right about the John Edwards story, so this is probably true, also!