8 Things Michele Bachmann Is Saying to Her Google Glass

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Bachmann wearing Glass. Photo: @LukeRussert

"Okay, Glass, show me footage of the Battle of Yorktown."

"Okay, Glass, get directions to the nearest secret government internment camp."

"Okay, Glass, call Ronald Reagan, in heaven."

"Okay, Glass, Google 'famous Shakespeare lines.'"

"Okay, Glass, how do Jews pronounce chooootspa?" 

"Okay, Glass, repeal Obamacare."

"Okay, Glass, fire Eric Holder."

"Okay, Glass, show me what Marcus is doing right now. Wait, no ... don't."