Google Glass Porn App Covers Up Private Parts, Minimally

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Attendees wear Google Glass while posing for a group photo during the Google I/O developer conference on May 17, 2013 in San Francisco, California. Eight members of the Congressional Bi-Partisan Privacy Caucus sent a letter to Google co-founder and CEO Larry Page seeking answers to privacy questions and concerns surrounding Google's   photo and video-equipped glasses called "Google Glass".  The panel wants to know if the high tech eyeware could infringe on the privacy of Americans. Google has been asked to respond to a series of questions by June 14.
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For those early adopters who absolutely need to see naked people as close to their eyeballs as possible — and the companies planning to profit off of that instinct — the Google Glass war on porn was a real boner-killer. But there are work-arounds: The trailblazing company MiKandi announced the return of its gloriously named Tits & Glass app today with some minor tweaks, like “irresistibly hot, *non-pornographic* photos” that just imply the actual nudity, while the raw stuff will be relegated to the website. Further proof that porn will never truly be defeated, like LeBron James or cockroaches.

Google Glass Porn App Covers Up Private Parts