Google Glass Porn App Covers Up Private Parts, Minimally

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For those early adopters who absolutely need to see naked people as close to their eyeballs as possible — and the companies planning to profit off of that instinct — the Google Glass war on porn was a real boner-killer. But there are work-arounds: The trailblazing company MiKandi announced the return of its gloriously named Tits & Glass app today with some minor tweaks, like "irresistibly hot, *non-pornographic* photos" that just imply the actual nudity, while the raw stuff will be relegated to the website. Further proof that porn will never truly be defeated, like LeBron James or cockroaches.