Life in Ohio, a Continuing Series

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The war against carjacking aliens has begun. Photo: Mario Tama/2013 Getty Images

Shocking news:

The Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call early Tuesday morning from an Ohio man who claimed that aliens had stolen his car.

Deputy Rick Morrison told the Times Reporter that the 28-year-old man contacted the sheriff’s office at 1:36 a.m. saying that he had experienced car trouble shortly after “subjects not of this world” ordered him to drive to an abandon field.

I don't understand why, if the aliens have the technological wherewithal to master interplanetary travel, they would need to steal a car. That's really the only hole in the story here.