Edward Snowden’s Dad Wouldn’t Really Mind It If His Son Went to Prison Forever

Lon Snowden.

Finally, finally, we've heard from Lon Snowden, the father of Edward Snowden, who we just found out exists, and he actually has some interesting things to say. Such as: 

"You know, I would rather my son be a prisoner in the U.S. than a free man in a country that did not have ... the freedoms that are protected" in the U.S., he said.

We're not sure Lon totally thought this through, but God bless him for his willingness to share his confusing opinions with the world.