Edward Snowden’s Dad Wouldn’t Really Mind It If His Son Went to Prison Forever

Lon Snowden.

Finally, finally, we’ve heard from Lon Snowden, the father of Edward Snowden, who we just found out exists, and he actually has some interesting things to say. Such as: 


We’re not sure Lon totally thought this through, but God bless him for his willingness to share his confusing opinions with the world.