Martha Stewart Would Kill Donald Trump, Marry Michael Bloomberg

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 12:  Martha Stewart attends the Dennis Basso Fall 2013 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Stage at Lincoln Center on February 12, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Andy Kropa/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week)
Photo: Andy Kropa/2013 Getty Images

Ageless Queen of Everything Martha Stewart was recently asked to play a game of "Shag, Marry, Kill" (better known as FMK) with billionaires Donald Trump, Michael Bloomberg, and Bill Gates, and her answer is almost as good as the part of the interview where she talks about rollings joints. Seriously: Someone lock this woman down.