Martha Stewart Would Kill Donald Trump, Marry Michael Bloomberg

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Ageless Queen of Everything Martha Stewart was recently asked to play a game of "Shag, Marry, Kill" (better known as FMK) with billionaires Donald Trump, Michael Bloomberg, and Bill Gates, and her answer is almost as good as the part of the interview where she talks about rollings joints. Seriously: Someone lock this woman down.