Miss Utah: ‘Create Education Better’

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The Miss USA contest, owned by yellow-orange tuft of hair Donald Trump, has a new queen. "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men," said judge and Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes to Miss Utah Marissa Powell last night. "What does this say about society?" The proceeding sentences and Powell's answer say society done real good.

"I think we can relate this back to education," Miss Utah begins, flawlessly, "and … how … we are continuing … to try to strive … to … [Big smile. Long pause. Deep breath. Wait, here we go … ] figure out how to create jobs right now." Boom. "That is the biggest problem right now." Yes.

"I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to see how to … create education better [... !!!]. So that we can solve this problem. Thank you." No, thank you. (She didn't win.)