Secret Service Has a Plan for Everything, Even Terror Cheetahs

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According to the Washington Post, security measures for the Obamas' upcoming Tanzanian safari included a "special counterassault team" armed with "sniper rifles with high-caliber rounds that could neutralize cheetahs, lions or other animals if they became a threat." However, the safari has since been canceled. Back to the drawing board, Terror Cheetahs