Marco Rubio Discovers Novel Way to Avoid Commenting on Awkward Rape Controversies

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Marco Rubio has been a Republican senator for two and a half years. Trent Franks — who recently made an awkward remark about rape and pregnancies — has been a Republican congressman for ten years. One would think that Rubio would have heard of Franks by now. Especially since they met at the Lake County GOP Lincoln/Reagan Day Dinner three years ago. 

More recently, Rubio was one of twenty lawmakers to sign on to a letter that Franks wrote to President Obama about human-rights abuses in Burma:

But that's an awesome excuse, "I don't know who that is."