Today Is a Great Day to Buy Lots and Lots of Stocks!*

Because it’s Tuesday! And for reasons unclear (there are many theories), the Dow has gained on Tuesdays for twenty straight weeks now. So go grab some stocks — any stocks!**

*Not intended as financial advice. 

**Seriously, we have no idea what we’re talking about. 

Today Is a Great Day to Buy Lots of Stocks!*