The above photo is the first result that came up when we searched iStockphoto for "sad white dude." (Technically, it was the second one; the first one was kind of expensive.) What is the occasion for this white-person sadness? The Times reports:
Deaths exceeded births among non-Hispanic white Americans for the first time in at least a century, according to new census data, a benchmark that heralds profound demographic change.
Sometime in the next three decades, white people will no longer represent the majority of the United States. They will instead become ... the plurality. This is a huge development for our imaginary social constructs.