Why Vladimir Putin Was Shushing President Obama, Probably

Shhh. Photo: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

This moment happened during the G8 summit in Northern Ireland today. We have no idea what Vladimir Putin is saying, but we’re happy to wildly speculate:

Shhh. No more talking. I am telling my judo stories.”

I did steal that ring. I wear it to impress prostitutes. Shhh.”

“My secret passion is crocheting. Shhh.”

“I don’t plan on ever stepping down as president. Shhh.”

“Can I tell you something? I hate vodka. Hate it. Shhh.”