There’s Just No Upsetting This Guy Whose Girlfriend Shot Him

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Photo: New York City Police Department

The Brooklyn man who refused to testify against the woman who shot him in the head because he wants to marry her continues his impossible optimism: "I'm not disappointed that we can't see each other," said Randy Costa today, after a judge ordered the fiery couple stay apart. "I'm just relieved that she didn't get jail time. It could have been a lot worse." Like, say, if he had died when she, y'know, shot him in the head.