Don’t Get Any Ideas, John Edwards

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The Sodom and Gomorrah that is New York City may have started to consider forgiving its horny, disgraced politicians, but North Carolina is a place with a moral center: A new poll finds that 67 percent of voters there still have a negative opinion of John Edwards. Somehow, 15 percent view him favorably, but maybe they just forgot about the whole "having a love child while your wife is dying of cancer and you're running for president, and then covering it up" thing.