Ippo the Zonkey Is the Cronut of Italy

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The zonkey is the small one. Photo: Corbis

Nature tried to keep them apart, by giving them different genes. Man tried to keep them apart, by putting a fence in between their pens at their animal reserve in Florence, Italy. But this zebra and this donkey really wanted to bang, so they found a way to bang. The result was Ippo, a zonkey born two days ago. He's like a cronut, except you can't eat hi— ... he's like a cronut.