5 Theories for Why Justin Bieber Hates Bill Clinton

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"Fuck Bill Clinton," says Bieber.

TMZ has a video of Justin Bieber being a brat at an unnamed New York club sometime earlier this year. After pissing in a janitor's mop bucket — badass, bro! — Bieber and his friends run upstairs while screaming "We're the Wild Kidz, yoooo" and "Wild Kidz in this bitch!" 

Before they set off for the Wild Kidz treehouse to look at porn mags and drink from that one old bottle of peach schnapps they stole from Lil Twist's mom's liquor cabinet, Bieber grabs a spray bottle and spritzes a wall-mounted photo of Bill Clinton while exclaiming, "Fuck Bill Clinton." 

Because there is nothing serious going on anywhere in the world right now, here are five theories for why Justin Bieber hates Bill Clinton:

Theory No. 1: Bieber is jealous that Bill Clinton has been hanging out with Usher, Bieber's "big bro." Is this why Usher has felt distant lately?

Bill Clinton, Sadiqa Basiri Saleem, Rye Barcott, Madeline Albright, Steven Knapp and Usher attend the 5th annual 2012 Clinton Global Initiative University meeting at George Washington University on March 30, 2012 in Washington, DC. Photo: Rick Diamond/Getty Images
Former President Bill Clinton (L) and singer Usher appear at the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) on September 24, 2009 in New York City. The Fifth Annual Meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) looks to gather prominent individuals in politics, business, science, academics and religion to discuss global issues such as climate change and peace in the Middle East. The event, founded by former president Bill Clinton after he left office, is held the same week as the General Assembly at the United Nations as most world leaders are in New York. Photo: Mario Tama/Getty Images
Bill Clinton, Sadiqa Basiri Saleem, Rye Barcott, Madeline Albright, Steven Knapp and Usher attend the 5th annual 2012 Clinton Global Initiative University meeting at George Washington University on March 30, 2012 in Washington, DC. Photo: Riccardo S. Savi/WireImage

Theory No. 2: Bieber is pals with President Obama and, as an avid reader of Politico, knows that Clinton recently undermined Obama's position on Syria. 

President Barack Obama and Justin Bieber embrace onstage during Christmas in Washington 2011 at the National Building Museum on December 11, 2011 in Washington, DC. Photo: Larry Busacca/WireImage

Theory No. 3: Sassing American presidents is just the "cool thing" for young, ridiculous celebrities to do now. See also: Amanda Bynes.

Theory No. 4: Still not a fan of NAFTA.

Bill Clinton makes a speech to the Washington Chamber of Commerce. Photo: Jeffrey Markowitz/Corbis

Theory No. 5: There just happened to be a photo of Bill Clinton on the wall when Bieber picked up that spray bottle. If it had been a photo of anyone else — Nelson Mandela, Queen Elizabeth II, whatever — Bieber would have said "Fuck [that person]."