Swedish Politician’s Dick Pic Much More Innocent

Photo: Lars Ohly/Instagram

Sweden’s former Left Party leader Lars Ohly was attempting to show off his new Liverpool tattoo (it’s soccer, don’t worry about it) when a bit of his flaccid Carlos Danger pulled off the ultimate photobomb. “Ha, ha, I accidentally posted a picture on Instagram that showed more than intended. Now corrected,” he tweeted, and we believe him because he’s Swedish and there is absolutely nothing sexy about a man with a leg tattoo of a sports logo. Even Ohly’s opponents took it in stride, with one quipping, “Congratulations to you, after all these years, for getting this genuinely public breakthrough!” New Yorkers, meet the civilized world.