The Juice Is Now Closer to Being Loose

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O.J. Simpson was granted parole today on certain charges stemming from his 2008 armed robbery conviction, but he'll still have to serve at least four more years in prison in order to fulfill his sentence on other charges. He may not make it that long, however: The National Enquirer says he has three months to live, and they are never wrong.