Rick Perry Still Praying He’ll Be President Someday

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"The time has come to pass on the mantle of leadership," said Texas governor Rick Perry today, announcing that he will not run for reelection in 2014, after three-plus terms. Instead, Perry said he plans to "pray and reflect and work to determine my own future path," to which we offer, with all due respect: Nope, not a chance.