Bloomberg’s Dogs Might Endorse a Candidate for Mayor

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UNITED STATES - MAY 10:  Mayor Michael Bloomberg's dogs (I think Bonnie & Clyde) at his daughter Georgina competition in the Old Salem Farm Horse Show  (Photo by Enid Alvarez/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)
Photo: New York Daily News Archive/2009/Daily News, L.P. (New York)

When the Paper of Record wondered whether Mayor Bloomberg's dogs, which he doesn't really like, have been asked to participate in the forthcoming election, his girlfriend Diana Taylor said, "Well, yes, they have, as a matter of fact," like any doting, anthropomorphizing owner would. "But they’ve been thinking about it, and they really can't endorse anybody during the primary, but we'll see what happens in the general election." For the record, Weiner will take anything.