Canada Going to Take Its Sweet Time Before Un-Canadianizing Ted Cruz

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WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 16:  U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) speaks during a news conference May 16, 2013 on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) held a news conference with Tea Party leaders and congressional members to discuss the IRS scandal of targeting the Tea Party.  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) speaks during a news conference May 16, 2013 on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) held a news conference with Tea Party leaders and congressional members to discuss the IRS scandal of targeting the Tea Party. Photo: Alex Wong/Getty Images

It will take “up to eight months” for Ted Cruz’s citizenship-renunciation application to be processed by Canadian officials, according to Reuters — a waiting period designed to give Cruz lots of time to think about whether he really wants to disassociate himself from the only country in the world to produce Corey Haim.

Canada Won’t Let Ted Cruz Go