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The Drone Revolt Has Begun
It was a good run, humans.
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Two Israeli Soldiers Killed by Hezbollah FireAfter an Israeli strike killed its fighters this month.
Stanford Swimmer to Face Charges for Publicly Raping Unconscious WomanHe was caught in the act by two other students.
America's worst regulations now under scrutiny.
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Sheldon Silver’s Epic Fall Ushers in a New Era in AlbanyDespite his desperate attempt to cling to power, the speaker will soon step down.
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Gay Alabama Legislator Threatens to Out Adulterous ColleaguesAfter they speak out against gay marriage.
Guy Who Crashed Drone Into White House Grounds Was DrunkDon't drink and drone.
ISIS Loses Syrian Border Town in Major UpsetTheir second major defeat.
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Sorry, everyone else.
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So How Much Snow Did We Actually Get?And how much we're still supposed to get.
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Secret Service Can’t Protect White House From DronesMaybe a really tall fence?
There Are Still Some Russian Spies in New YorkOr there were, anyway.
Blizzard Offers Climate-Change Deniers Yet Another Opportunity to Be WrongScience wins again.
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Gird your feeds.
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How the Media Is Covering the BlizzardFrom hysteria to hysterical takes.
De Blasio: NYC Schools Closed TuesdayIn preparation for the big blizzard.
Your Grocery Store Is Already Out of Bread and WaterAnd there's a two-mile-long line to get in.
Blizzard of 2015: Brace Yourself for ‘Potentially Historic’ SnowAs much as three feet could fall on New York.
Former Fox News Employee Shoots Himself Outside News Corp. BuildingHe had been handing out flyers accusing Fox of "ending [his] career."
Your Guide to Surviving This Historic BlizzardWhat to worry about, what not to worry about, and, most important, what to watch.
Some Wasted Dude Prank Called the British Prime MinisterAnd the U.K.'s spy chief.
Latest White House Intruder Was a Quadcopter DroneIt crashed somewhere on the grounds overnight.