Everyone’s a Sucker for Shark Week

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False alarm: A beach on Long Island shut down yesterday when lifeguards thought they spotted sharks that turned out to be dolphins, following a week of being inundated with deadly creatures on television during the Discovery Channel's annual Shark Week. "We do receive a spike in shark-sighting reports every time," said a Parks Department director. Sharknado 2: The Second One is going to be a nightmare, then, in more ways than one.