Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?

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John Kerry doing ... something. Photo: US Department of State

A) Performing the cancan for a group of underprivileged youths.

B) Stretching out the ass of his sweet new pair of dad jeans.

C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason.

D) Failing a field sobriety test. 

E) Skipping because he just got laid.

And the answer is .... (scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason!

Photo: US Department of State