La La Anthony Did Not Take the Honey Nut Cheerios Trash Talk Lightly

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In fact, when the all-time great rumor spread that Knicks star Carmelo Anthony went after the Celtics' Kevin Garnett for saying his wife tasted "like Honey Nut Cheerios," the television personality and basketball spouse didn't thank her husband for defending her honor, but instead questioned his faithfulness. At a gloriously uncomfortable-sounding lunch with MediaTakeout's Fred Mwangaguhunga, GQ reports, La La asked the black-gossip gatekeeper frankly if there would be any personal collateral damage from the tabloid buzz. "No bullshit came out," the blogger assured her. "Good," said La La. "Because I'll cut a motherfucker's dick off, okay? And that'll be the next story."