La La Anthony Did Not Take the Honey Nut Cheerios Trash Talk Lightly

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vazquez attend the "Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images) Photo: Larry Busacca/2011 Getty Images

In fact, when the all-time great rumor spread that Knicks star Carmelo Anthony went after the Celtics' Kevin Garnett for saying his wife tasted "like Honey Nut Cheerios," the television personality and basketball spouse didn't thank her husband for defending her honor, but instead questioned his faithfulness. At a gloriously uncomfortable-sounding lunch with MediaTakeout's Fred Mwangaguhunga, GQ reports, La La asked the black-gossip gatekeeper frankly if there would be any personal collateral damage from the tabloid buzz. "No bullshit came out," the blogger assured her. "Good," said La La. "Because I'll cut a motherfucker's dick off, okay? And that'll be the next story."