Cory Booker, a man famous for being the nation's most active politician on Twitter, talks to people on Twitter. That is the gist of the New York Post's attempt today to expand Booker's non-scandalous flirtations with one stripper into a Whole Big Thing:
Corey [sic] Booker has an impressive flock of sexy babes he chats with online — and even asks some of them for their private phone numbers.
One of Booker’s pretty Twitter pals is a topless pin-up New Jersey gal whom he talked body tattoos with — hers — at two campaign stops. Others are sexy damsels in distress who ask Booker for help, and he responds by either requesting their phone number or privately giving them his.
Exchanging phone numbers with sexy damsels! What a horny vagina fanatic, this Cory Booker fellow. Do you really want to elect such a horny vagina monster to the Senate?
The Post story neglects, however, to mention that Cory Booker does the exact same thing, all the time, with dudes. Because the Post.
DM'ed you cell #. Please text me. MT @MrVanGriffin: I called police 2 report my truck broken into at 8 am I'm still waiting...— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) September 12, 2013
I DM'ed u cell #. Please text me so I can help MT @kevinpflug there's a dead, city-owned tree about to fall on my aunt's house. Can u help?— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) September 6, 2013
I DM'ed u cell #. Text me so we can talk RT @Gabolexx: no crossing guard on busy street not even school crossing bumps north11th & Park ave.— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) September 6, 2013
I DM'ed u my #. I can't give u a full 20mins but call now. RT @nascarliberal: Mayors as advocates for their cities in the national arena!— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) July 19, 2013
I sent u a # by DM. Text me. I will help or deliver myself RT @itsnicklandy: Mayor where do u get an absentee ballot 4 the special election?— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) July 21, 2013
See the DM I sent u. Please call. RT @_badey: Can we get some rims at boylan rec alot kids over there with nothing to do— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) July 12, 2013
Next week the Post will run these tweets in a story about how the "sexually ambiguous" Booker is cruising for the numbers of "young, buff guys" on Twitter.