Latest Scandal: Cory Booker Interacts With Multiple Humans on Twitter

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For shame, Cory. For shame.Photo: John Moore/Getty Images

Cory Booker, a man famous for being the nation's most active politician on Twitter, talks to people on Twitter. That is the gist of the New York Post's attempt today to expand Booker's non-scandalous flirtations with one stripper into a Whole Big Thing:

Corey [sic] Booker has an impressive flock of sexy babes he chats with online — and even asks some of them for their private phone numbers.

One of Booker’s pretty Twitter pals is a topless pin-up New Jersey gal whom he talked body tattoos with — hers — at two campaign stops. Others are sexy damsels in distress who ask Booker for help, and he responds by either requesting their phone number or privately giving them his.

Exchanging phone numbers with sexy damsels! What a horny vagina fanatic, this Cory Booker fellow. Do you really want to elect such a horny vagina monster to the Senate?

The Post story neglects, however, to mention that Cory Booker does the exact same thing, all the time, with dudes. Because the Post.

Next week the Post will run these tweets in a story about how the "sexually ambiguous" Booker is cruising for the numbers of "young, buff guys" on Twitter.