A Very Shiny Skyscraper Is Melting Everything in London With Its Glare

Construction workers continue to build the 37-storey skyscraper at 20 Fenchurch Street which has been nicknamed the 'Walkie-Talkie' on July 10, 2013 in London, England. Numerous skyscrapers are currently under construction in the capital which are set to redefine the composition of the London skyline in the coming years. Regulations in the 'London View Management Framework' restrict construction to protect certain key views across the capital from parks and public spaces that take in important buildings or urban landscapes which define London.
The Walkie-Talkie building deciding what to melt next. Photo: Oli Scarff/Getty Images

And by "everything" we mean a welcome mat across the street and parts of a Jaguar parked nearby. So far. By the time the so-called "Walkie-Talkie" building is finished, all of London will be nothing but a pile of hot mush. The Walkie-Talkie building is the Hitler of buildings.