The Hot Voting Accessory of 2013 Is Small Children

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Both Anthony Weiner and Scott Stringer brought their young, adorable, nearly identical sons into the voting booth today as photographers snapped away. Anthony Weiner is a rehabilitated father and husband, he swears! Scott Stringer has a squeaky-clean family life, unlike some people! Optics!