Judge Refuses to Return the Ikea Monkey to Its Mom

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Its human mom, that is. An Ontario judge ruled today that Ikea Monkey is a wild animal and not a domesticated animal — despite her tendency to wearing dapper, fur-lined coats and shop at Swedish furniture stores such as Ikea — and thus shall remain in an animal sanctuary instead of being returned to her former owner, Yasmin Nakhuda. Pray for Ikea Monkey. 

Judge Refuses to Return Ikea Monkey to Its Mom