Judge Refuses to Return the Ikea Monkey to Its Mom

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Its human mom, that is. An Ontario judge ruled today that Ikea Monkey is a wild animal and not a domesticated animal — despite her tendency to wearing dapper, fur-lined coats and shop at Swedish furniture stores such as Ikea — and thus shall remain in an animal sanctuary instead of being returned to her former owner, Yasmin Nakhuda. Pray for Ikea Monkey.