Justice Department Doesn’t Recognize Guy It Is Currently Extracting a Gazillion Dollars From

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Um. Do you know who I am? Photo: Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP

Indignity of indignities: JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, who is meeting with Attorney General Eric Holder today to hash out a settlement that could top out at $11 billion and tie up a big bundle of criminal and civil cases against the bank, had to present his driver's license at the gate like a plebeian. What good are presidential cuff links and the best-tailored suit east of the Mississippi if you can't get the D.C. all-access pass with a smile and a wave?