Even if his trip to the United Nations is a total success, President Obama is going to hear it when he gets back to the White House, thanks to a bit of schmoozing picked up by a hot mic Monday. It’s great that you restored U.S. relations with Iran, Barack. Was that before or after you joked about being afraid of me? We also doubt Obama’s claim that he hasn’t had a cigarette “in probably six years,” is going to go over well, as his inability to quit smoking for good has been well documented. In light of this revelation about the First Couple’s relationship, the president’s dubious declaration that broccoli is his favorite food makes more sense.