Or in New York Post–ese: "In a couple of months Bwana Bloomberg packs up all his cares and woes and epaulets and coronets. So, then, what's with NYC's Friskmissioner?" scoops Cindy Adams. "He sealed the deal with Washington, D.C., lawyer/agent Bob Barnett, a money wrangler who's scored millions for authors like Bill and Hill, Laura and George, Petraeus the upstanding general, Tony Blair and Barack Obummer." Sold.
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