Subway Phone Thieves Are Literally Everywhere

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Passengers ride in a subway car in New York City.
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"A man sleeping on the subway early Sunday morning awoke to find a woman hiding under his seat and trying to snatch his cellphone," DNAinfo reports. "When he opened his eyes near the Spring Street C/E station, he found a woman lying under his seat trying to yank his phone out of his pocket using the cord attached to his headphones." It's hard to say something if you don't see something.