Ted Cruz Hasn’t Visited a Bathroom in 21 Hours

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For his thirteen-hour filibuster, Rand Paul considered using a catheter but decided against it. Wendy Davis used a catheter during her eleven-hour filibuster. But nobody is really sure what's going on with Ted Cruz, who has apparently not left the Senate floor during the course of his now-21-hour filibuster. Some suspect a catheter. Some suspect a diaper. Still others suspect he may be a Lizard Person.