Tom DeLay ‘Won the Super Bowl’

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Not really, but the disgraced former House majority leader and star dancer (remember him?) had his money laundering and conspiracy convictions overturned by two Republicans on the Texas Court of Appeals today. "When I see you, I'm going to dump a Gatorade bucket over your head," said his lawyer. "We won the Super Bowl." Except, unlike in football, the state can appeal.