According to his Facebook page, Bro Witness has been on an American journey that has taken him from Amarillo, Texas ("Just about to do the big steak 72oz + sides at the big Texan"), to Miami Beach ("So much tits an ass on Miami beach lol"). But it was his trip to Washington, D.C. that turned Bro Witness into the No. 1 celebrity in his home country of New Zealand. Family and friends reacted as you might expect — with shock, with amusement, and, in the case of Bro Witness's sister, with a plea to put on a shirt. Bro Witness, wisely, refused.