Edward Snowden Got a Tech-Support Job

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Fool me once, shame on you ... But somehow, world-famous fugitive and NSA leaker Edward Snowden landed a technical-support gig at a Russian company and he starts tomorrow. Snowden's loyal mouthpiece and lawyer Anatoly Kucherena told the RIA Novosti news agency that Snowden will work for a major Russian website after being granted asylum over the summer. "I can't say the name of the website now for security reasons," said Kucherena, but the country's version of Facebook, VKontakte, has already offered Snowden a spot, as have numerous other companies. Surely no one in Russia has any secrets worth keeping.