Male Jets Fan Celebrates Win Over Patriots by Punching Woman in the Face


With the help of an obscure new penalty that was called for the first time ever at a most opportune moment, the Jets pulled off an upset victory over the division-leading Patriots in overtime yesterday afternoon 30 to 27, giving them a 4-3 record on the season. One Jets fan, not willing to let this victory go untarnished, was caught on video slugging a female Patriots fan in the face during a postgame melee. He hasn't been caught yet, but it's probably only a matter of time until he's identified and sent to J-A-I-L jail jail jail!