Just after midnight, television personality Meredith Vieira, or someone controlling her Twitter, mashed on a lot of buttons and sent the results — twelve of them — to her more than 69,000 followers. Is she "still learning," as the final message in the epic sequence claimed? Was she wasted, although she insisted she was not? Or is this a Phil Jackson–style stunt, meant to plug whatever it is Vieira is doing these days? The nonsense tweets are just sitting there, mocking us, with no answers in sight.