Obama Offers Healing Touch in Lieu of Working Health-Care Website

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As if on cue, a glassy-eyed woman behind Barack Obama looked as if she were about to faint right when he said the words "... one illness ..." at a health-care speech this afternoon. "I got you," offered the president, pausing his remarks about the ongoing Obamacare website glitches to offer some trademark self-deprecation: "This is what happens when I talk too long," he said.

It's only a matter of time before healthcare.gov has a body count.

Update: She's okay. And pregnant!