Anonymous Obamacare Website Girl Thrown Under the Bus

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Goodbye, "Adriana."

Amid revelations of the astonishing ineptness of the HealthCare.gov rollout, Republicans have been calling for heads — most notably, that of Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius — to roll.  The Obama administration had resisted, but finally, the pressure became too much to handle. It was decided: Somebody was going under the bus. And that someone turned out to be "Adriana," the anonymous young woman whose face famously graced the site's homepage until mysteriously vanishing yesterday:

Sources tell Daily Intelligencer that she has been death paneled.