Amid revelations of the astonishing ineptness of the HealthCare.gov rollout, Republicans have been calling for heads — most notably, that of Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius — to roll. The Obama administration had resisted, but finally, the pressure became too much to handle. It was decided: Somebody was going under the bus. And that someone turned out to be "Adriana," the anonymous young woman whose face famously graced the site's homepage until mysteriously vanishing yesterday:
Sources tell Daily Intelligencer that she has been death paneled.